Tuesday, September 16, 2025

An Overdue Farewell & Some Thoughts

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It's in there, sure as my knife's going in your tire. After spending about a week thinking about it, and even writing one more Timbe...
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Monday, September 15, 2025

Portland Timbers 2-1 Red Bull New York & A Roll-Call

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So, the MLS season is...a hug that lasts hours? Officially taking the next step in the ever-evolving, attempted-shrinking approach to these ...
Friday, September 12, 2025

Notes on the MLS Stretch-Run, with the Portland Timbers, FC Cincinnati & Spinal Tap

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I've always wanted a girl who believes in Chicago. We’ve reached that special time in the Major League Soccer calendar when pundits star...
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Monday, September 1, 2025

Minnesota United FC 1-1 Portland Timbers: Balling with the Elite, Running from the Hoi Polloi

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Mood. I think, or thereabouts. Anyone either have a guess, or do any of you wonderful people actually know, the number of points that the Po...
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FC Cincinnati 0-1 Philadelphia Union: Is It a Slip When You're Shoved(?) & A Whip Around the East

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What Pavel Bucha was up against... Why don’t you love your home, FC Cincinnati? So much love in the stadium, so little love on the field. On...
Wednesday, August 27, 2025

San Diego FC 0-0 Portland Timbers: A Little Satisfaction, a Little Future Trepidation & a Wrap Up of the West

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With, like, a lot of shit left out. This post also counts as my first/second stab at a new format/concept. On the most basic level, it invo...
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Tuesday, August 26, 2025

FC Cincinnati 1-0 New York City FC, a Hot Date in Philly & A Saucy Spin 'Round the East

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Too heavy for you, FRIEND?! As I was thinking about everything to what’s on my mind to the late timing of this post, I decided to put up the...