Friday, January 6, 2017

The Late Tackle 01 06 2017: Mock Drafts and The Bruce Subtweets

Does not answer the question...
Tuned into the first episode ExtraTime Radio of 2017 today. If you want an hour two guys positively shitting player names on you, that’s your spot.

Then again, what else is going on in Major League Soccer right now, but players scurrying to and fro. There’s a bunch of new kids coming in as well, early as next Wednesday. Seems like a good place to start…and so goddamn ready for this stuff to end, and for people to start kicking balls in anger…

…the ball in anger. The right ball. The one on the field. Felt like I should clarify that.

Mock Drafts, with a Little Scouting (Turtles? Srsly, what is a mock turtle?)
In all honesty, the most I get out of mock drafts are passing introductions to a bunch of players I’ve never heard of. As such, I’m sharing The Armchair Analyst’s mock draft because you can’t get to know someone (or a player) till you meet him. And he lists a bunch of names, gives brief bios, and talks upside/downside; it’s not first-hand observation – always my preference (and even there, I’ll stick on “this player seems” as opposed to “this player is” till I see a fair amount of any given player – but it beats nothing. This year will be empirically-heavy.

Of note: See the guy at #5, Jacori Hayes, who Matt “The Armchair Analyst” Doyle compares to one Darlington Nagbe in a way that should gently trigger a specific sub-set of Portland Timbers fans (or just me). Also, Doyle went a different player to Portland, a defender named Lalas Abubakar. Also of note: he doesn’t give the kid a ringing endorsement, which reads kind of funny so long as I keep hearing about how deep this year’s SuperDraft is with defenders.


New Old Players, and Familiar Faces
If Rodney Wallace returns to Portland (any word? ANYONE?), I’m guessing that will feel to Portland fans a little like Minnesota United FC fans felt on hearing word that former players Miguel Ibarra and Christian Ramirez will re-up with the MLS incarnation of that franchise. It’s easier to feel good about moves like this…

Just one steps removed comes Earnie Stewart’s confidence about bringing Giliano Wijnadlum to the Philadelphia Union. Because he’s seen them play, Stewart should have a pretty good idea what he’s getting and that should (right?) make Union fans feel a little optimistic

Exceptions to…
Can’t imagine Chicago Fire fans are cheering so hard about the return of Luis Solignac, a player who, for all the ass he busts, has an unusual knack for missing his shots. And, to clarify, Solignac lists as a forward. Who knows, maybe he’ll end the season by shoving the four players off this list of potential breakout stars…or maybe the Fire needed cheap back-up after bringing in Nemanja Nikolic. Has anyone tried Solignac exclusively as a winger? Think the Colorado Rapids did…maybe…

Shots Fired
Outlets have put out dozens of articles about players called in for the current January camp, but I’ve found only one so far that contains a quote from Bruce Arena that sure reads like a tidy little dig at his predecessor:
"We can score goals. Defensively, we can be strong. Our goalkeeping is solid. Our back line can play a lot better than they have."
I dunno. You be the judge. And that’s it for today. Till next week…

…also, I feel like I should take the template I applied to A Project of Self-Indulgence and move it over here. But where would I put the Conifers, and where the Citrus? Hmm…

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